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Can see Tonali grabbing it by the scruff of the neck tonight and absolutely bossing it for 90 minutes

Fulham playing some decent stuff around the box

GET IN

He's such a fanny

Holy shit a yellow card for diving

Happened long enough ago it was basically in the early kick offs ffs

Everton's stadium looks absolutely phenomenal

Keeper went walkabout there for no real reason

Burnley Mackems summarised:

Quickest VAR check of all time

Potter needs to reset his career, get back to the Allsvenskan

Ugly cunt

Woof

Begovic?

Still bothers me a little that we didn't try and take loads of blasties at Enrique. There was basically a gentleman's agreement to not take the piss after that point. Should've put 4 past the cunt Edit - I know it was quite near the end but still

Given the violence they have for anything and anyone Argentine, I'm looking forward to the first clashes with Mac Allister

On the plus side, our U-21s must be odds on to win the league/youth CL double now

Yep. If he wants to play football this season, get ready to learn Turkish or Arabic buddy

I'm unbelievably rattled that this cunt makes a living doing shit like this

Fuck paying him any loyalty bonus. I'd like to see him try and argue in court why this shouldn't be taken as a transfer request.

Pards, Allardyce and Pulis in these Uber Eats adverts

Full Barvey Harnes today unfortunately

After all the bollocks through the summer, it's good to remember this is Edward Howe's Newcastle United and we're actually really good at football

Foul and a yellow? Nah let them have a counter attack