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Also I know it'll have already been said, but please PLEASE drag this out so he doesn't play us in a few weeks

Numerous centre mids have gone for ~£100m in recent seasons. £120m for one of the best strikers in the world is ridiculous, especially seeing as we clearly have no hope of properly replacing him

Says that the senior players on our side tried to convince him to stay and he's told them to do one. What a prick

"Insist" ffs. Not quite how a legally binding contract works, but knock yourself out spaghetti nonce

Maybe we're going for a strikerless system? Just play all 4 wingers and have them swarm all over the place, hopefully not bumping into one another. There's definitely goals in that

Crowd seem very into it!

"Inspired by the Tyne Bridge" in that it's also shit

Ffs

Christ

Kit looks good

I think I'd rather watch my own conception than that

Didn't he just buy a massive one that was in this thread or on twitter? Sure I saw it posted somewhere - 3 or 4m

What's Mitro up to these days?

Great reference. Ashley's repeated trouserings, what a time to be alive

The meltdown would be unbelievable if we signed Nunez (myself included )

The naïve/optimistic part of my brain says that there's no way the ownership would let him leave like this as it's such a massive blow PR-wise

Excellent point. Forest announcing a battery partner the other day, whatever that is. We haven't tried our luck at all with any of that, and we're infinitely more marketable than Nottingham fucking Forest

Bring me your finest Benjamin Sesko please

Not on the list to go to Asia...

The whole system stinks, and of course it's happening at a time we can legitimately say we've got one of the world's best on our hands

The internet was a mistake

Just pay him it, he's harder to replace than anyone else in the squad who's nose may be put out of joint by that

Riddled