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11 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

St-Etienne v Metz in First Leg of the promotion/relegation Play-Offs tonight. Hope St-Etienne do it.

Hope it's a cracking-nell game.

4 minutes ago, LFEE said:

That was semi-automated 

Took five minutes and they still didn't even show what it deduced, just announced the result. Did they show it on other coverage (Paramount Plus here)?

Do they not have the semi-automated? It's taking forever to check this.

32 minutes ago, Tiresias said:

One really suspects that the Chelsea brass have watched some youtube videos about soccer and thought aah yes possession based

Todd's been on the hallucinogenic BBQ sauce.

7 hours ago, Gawalls said:

There’s always an exception I suppose - for every keegan there’s a Shearer or a Rooney. CB or CM tend to make better managers it seems.

"Now there young man"

17 hours ago, 80 said:

They're being a bit confusing with the headline. Further down they cover what would've happened in prior seasons without VAR, and apparently Wolves would've had Champions' League in 19/20.

Thanks. I wasn't going to read the whole thing as the site was nearly as bad as Ronnie's.

2 hours ago, The Prophet said:

If it sparks change, it has to be a positive.

What am I missing from the headling "VAR-less' tables give #AFC (x2) and Wolves #UCL spots" when the article shows Wolves in 13th (up from 14th)? Pure bait?

34 minutes ago, Gawalls said:

Always found it weird why playoff winners get a trophy 

Someone posted the other day that second also gets a trophy now too, because of this. Way smaller though. The one today looked as big as the Champions League.

2 hours ago, LFEE said:

Maybe Everton and Pickford to Chelsea.

I thought the keeper from MLS was doing well for Chelsea?

1 minute ago, TRon said:

 

 

Can't say I'm a huge fan of Lewin, even with a year left on his contract they would still probably ask more than he's worth.

Do they have bungalows in Darras Hall? I wouldn't trust him on stairs each day.

Blinded by the stadium of light,

Seats covered in a deuce, another seagull facing plight.

Maybe they hired him hoping Bayern would offer them compensation.

7 hours ago, OCK said:

Man City to do the double double. Never been done before. MORE TEE VATION

Heard that on the radio today, and apparently Pep perked up when hearing that.

"You're the world superpower of football". 1 title in 34 seasons, aye. He's been an excellent manager for them, but the hyperbole FFS.

6 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

Speaking of which; fun to see Stuttgart pip Bayern to second. 

Kane and Dier bringing their know how.

I wonder if Eddie let Murphy go watch his brother today?

30 minutes ago, Decky said:

The people paying big money to have two PL teams come out won't be happy with our reserves, they want to see our best. 

and Kuol.

16 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

Did I hear the commentator right..."Man United haven't lost after going ahead in a league game at Old Trafford since 1984" !?! Surely I misheard or that's a lie.

 

 

 

He said that they haven't lost a home league game since 1984 when leading at half time, which apparently is true.

Just now, El Prontonise said:

That's not a foul.

Wilson got booked at Burnley for less than that dive.

14 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

 

Jim making Bend it like Beckham 2: Living the Dream

12 hours ago, Erikse said:

 

Krafth is a weird one. We allways expect him to be shit, and sometimes he is, but more often than not he's surprisingly decent. Just does the job, nothing too fancy. Might be time to move him on, but wouldn't hate having him around if he can accept minimal playing time.

 

 

 

I agree he is decently defensively. However, with Schar out the buildup from the back is formulaic and doesn't jump the lines (or force teams to leave more space covering for that). The Fulham lad on the Bosman sounds like a great addition.

Mane and Van Dyke were shite after leaving Southampton like. 

On 30/04/2024 at 03:38, Optimistic Nut said:

I reckon we should start singing The Lambton Worm just for the reaction. 

 

 

 

I took a copy of the book (illustrations with the song) into my kid's kindergarten class back in 2014 for cultural education. It was only while singing/reading that I realized this really wasn't appropriate anymore, especially with half the class being Muslim. Not a good look with what's going on in Gaza today either. Thankfully they were 5 and 6 and so the Jammy Dodgers went down a treat and covered up the colossal fuck up.

1 hour ago, Nucasol said:

Circular economy marra, they’ll be using them as part of the next big display along with silver foil from the summer BBQs.

Reduce, reuse, recycle, unlike those dirty oil pumpers marra.

Any chance the clause requires payment 100% upfront too? Would certainly rule most suitors out for PSR this season.