Armchair Pundit

Kind of leaves us a bit light on depth though with these two going doesn't it? Or are we going to rely on youth players if the need comes? I mean, I know neither have had much game time recently, but it doesn't leave many options if we get any injuries for the second half of the season, especially with supposedly pushing for Europe and cup finals. Mind you, not like the first team have shown much in the last couple of games...

Bottled

The Premier League have already decided this year's winner from their 'special' group of clients

The Saudi league is a wanky retirement league, they know that and it'll never change, no matter what they do.

So, Al Nassr are forking out £71m for Duran from Villa? Al Nassr, that's owned by PIF? Why are they handing money to Villa, possibly our main rivals currently in terms of level? I don't get it.

You're not Keir Starmer's dad by any chance are you?

Whatever happened to the lauded potential of that young lad of ours, Garang Kuol? Seems he's had loans at a couple of clubs but has come to nothing, I seem to remember him being described as an exciting young talent - I mean, I'm guessing something must have gone wrong for him, wonder if it was his attitude or something.

Eddie and Mad Dog need to jump on our lot at half time, stick a rocket up their collective chuffs!

I'd give young Miley a run-out I think

Shit, I must be getting dementia, I honestly have no recollection of that match - that's worrying

I hope we keep hold of Isak in the summer and Sunderland get promoted, would love to see him play against them

What's this on? Which channel? Is it a usual commentary team?

I've got the match on BBC radio, better with Ando

Well, no, it'd be getting dicked 4-1 by Bournemouth that did it...

Sounds like we might be, our fragile confidence was shattered after a tiring, closely bunched clutch of games by the look of it...