Kid Icarus

The site has ground to a halt like

Can only assume that they're doing everything they can to put off even the biggest long-sleeve nonces going from getting one.

Reminder that Harvey Elliott is 30cm tall

Yep, from the film Ice Cold in Alex.

I don't get the 'Ice Cold Isak' thing when 'Ice Cold Alex' is right there

I basically lived in that tracksuit top (minus the Newcastle badge) that Johnny Bluehat's wearing when I was 13 like. I think half the people I knew had it circa 1998

I don't understand anyway tbh. 'Working at the coal face' has been the plan since Mitchell announced he was leaving.

He's 30cm tall.

Yeah I have this sort of win win attitude too. Choose us and that's good, Choose Chelsea and that's good because you're a wrongun. It's getting more frustrating now that our pool of potential players seems to be getting smaller.

So that's Neto, Tosin, Delap (among other clubs obv), Pedro we've been in for in the last few years and they've all gone to Chelsea. And they hijacked Liverpool's move for Caicedo and Arsenal's move for Mudryk. Can definitely feel the generational divide when players are choosing fucking Chelsea over those clubs.

It's coping really. We wanted him, Howe would have improved him, he would have fit in nicely in a 4231 or as a direct Isak rotation option. For me it's just about sitting with how much I loathe Chelsea. They don't need him and their fans aren't that enthusiastic about the signing, and it stinks of 'we don't really want him but you can't have him' - but what pisses me off more than anything is players continuing to choose them. Yes the money, yes London, yes the contract etc, but still, awful club and fans.

Chelsea's 'we don't really want them but you can't have them' model is really fucking annoying.

He'd inevitably become a better player in the eyes of some

Saudi ran projects 101 tbh. It's becoming more and more obvious to me now that we threw the baby out with the bath water when Staveley and Ghodoussi left.