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And then when you do find a diamond in the dirt the media clubs together to engineer a move to said scummy six. It’s the fuckin pits man.

Tbh the more I think about it - if he’s willing to join Chelsea with the inflated state of their squad - then it kinda shows his character for me. Taking a step back and looking at the big picture - a talented right winger should be chomping at the bit to get involved with our team. Pretty much guaranteed minutes in a World Cup year, a world class striker to support and feed and a proper united outfit ready to slog it out for the cause. But he’s chosen London and money. Modern football is so wank.

If we know anything about Eddie Howe it’s that he’s one prepared son of a gun. I find it very hard to believe he’s prepared a list of four targets with no alternatives.

We sign Trafford and maybe one more. If we’re lucky. Howe must be pulling his hair out - performed near miracles with a fairly stale squad and asked for the recruitment to be quick and precise - he’s been badly let down. Piss poor from the club so far this summer. The word rudderless has been said a few times on here because it’s absolutely spot on.

And I was said someone/fuckwit/newly suspected closeted homosexual

Actually googled that. Girlfriend saw me google. Now thinks I’m looking for gay male porn stars. So thanks for that.

I think we have to overpay for anyone who’s dipped their toe in the premier league. Mad when you think some of our most successful signings hadn’t played a single minute of premier league football. Forza el cheapo continental lads!

Was a while ago. Took a photo of one of the new signings and it was v apparent that he was hiding in a bush to take the pic. He got some pelters for it😂

He’s notoriously thin skinned. Banned a raft of fans that year when he was caught hiding in the bushes outside the training ground😂

Chelsea. So that’s that one dead then. Why even bother when they are basically just allowed to stock pile players and rotate their entire starting 11 every transfer window. The premier leagues allowing their acrobatics in the accountancy department is pretty galling too. If we tried something similar there’d be a transfer limit imposed and forensic accountants dispatched within a week.

Ahhh I like Willock ya know. Not bad when given a run of games, nice and direct and still cream my pants when I think about that ball vs Spurs. He’s got a terrible injury record granted but I’d keep him for another year. Be useful with the extra games.

Le Havre-ing a laugh aren’t you? Yeah, I’ll just go and fuck myself off. . . .

Still need a centre back. Not wholly convinced by Pedro as a the alternate/backup striker either.

Makes me laugh that every journalist worth his salt is saying it ain’t a goer for a wide variety of reasons but they’ve worked themself into such a frenzy about it they are adamant they know better. Odd.

I think the stunt on instagram in the toon shirt was a bit of a giveaway. I’m warming to this. Can see him and Isak linking up well, it’s definitely an improvement in that position, right age, fast as fuck, can shoot with both feet and is coming off the back of a great season with Forest.