Judge Holden

Yep . Genuinely as jammy as I've ever seen us too. So many games where we picked up points but undeservedly so. Literally zero games where we lost points undeservedly. Off he fucks, for me. 12 home goals conceded in 15 home games is jammy? Chelsea at home - robbed them. Norwich at home - robbed them. Brighton at home - robbed them. Everton away - robbed them. JAMMY AS FUCK. You didnt answer his question.

Enjoyed that until I read the Talksport bit.

Relax man, he hasn't done as shite as well thought he would do & he hasn't done a great a job as all his media pals have made out. When MbS & Staveley bin him off he'll be history and we won't have to worry about him again. He'll do an interview in the Daily Mail in 12 months time about how he's looking to get back into management and the only reason we never took to Bruce properly was because he wasn't Rafa blah blah blah. Calm down everyone, it's Monday, the takeover is happening soon and the sun is out.

Here he is, it's chopey. All bright eyed and bushy tailed. How excited are you now for this takeover? Did you have a good birthday weekend?

THIS WEEK IS THE WEEK.

"bent as fuck" haha! Not heard that in ages

She'll have one eye on NUFC and another on her court case.

He's the boy.

On the contrary I reckon. He'll be reading these messages with his feet on the desk smoking a cigar, safe in the knowledge his work here is done.

Itll act as a warning shot to Delaney.

Imagine if it was Caulkin who made the tweet tonight that put a downer on all this.

One of the best players of all time at Newcastle or in the world? In the World. He had the potential, but lacked the determination. Hmmm. Just to confirm, you're saying he should be up there with the likes of Zidane, Ronaldinho etc. as the greatest of all times? Bold statement, brother. You boozin'?

He's probably jumped in front of one when he got told its going through.

One of the best players of all time at Newcastle or in the world?

He's deleted it now! What a twat!

Fucking Amen! Luke Edwards has just tweeted that KSA clamping down on piracy isn't related to the takeover and their actions are too little too late anyway

He's been stuck in a hotel by himself for months as well apparently. He just can't get it up. I assume it was the Joelinton Travel Tavern he was staying at? Bruce will make one too many mistakes. Lee Charnley will see what Joelinton always knew and he'll go in there and they go "yeah right, Bruce's pissed off him and pissed off him. Bruce isn't the manager that he thinks he is, OK.. They'll drag him out by his hair and that's when the begging starts. And they go to Joeltinon will you please come back cos you're the best man for the job"

He's been stuck in a hotel by himself for months as well apparently. He just can't get it up.

Must be shite for a winner like Ancelotti having to put up with a cheer leading idiot like Ferguson just because he's part of the furniture.

You must have missed the last couple of pages aimed at Penn!

Decky my on-call ends tomorrow morning and I'm off on Thursday and Friday. If its announced this week I'm going to swimming in Heineken until I pass out.

I wouldn't be so sure about that tbh. He'll get the West Ham gig in the Championship next season.

He was quite dismissive of it as well wasn't he the other week? Happy with that. This is the week. This. Is. The. fucking. Week.

Where's he saying that? Because he's not tweeted owt since 5.45pm... He didn't I was just channeling my inner Penn.

Went to his twitter to check you cunt I just wanted to get the thread back on topic.