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This fucking game these days man just stop mid game and give a soft penalty from two minutes ago

Manchester United officially safe from relegation apparently

Pretty much everybody miles off the pace. Not sure who emerges with any credit, Tino maybe and it's a good job Pope's been awake or it might have been six or seven by now

Hopeless who gave it away from the back with a wanky little punt forward

This is true but we've unquestionably been pretty fucking wank so far

We deserve fuck all from this, but fucking come on lads

Aye, I saw Amber Stobbs heading in. Was nice to see a few recognised her

I was talking about this to a lad at work. Seems a bit weird to purposefully go into the playoffs on the back of no form or consistency but hey, I'm sure they know what they're doing

I wonder if folk in Bradford and Wakefield go on the same way about Leeds. Have never known anything like it, the way a clearly lesser area - still big and important but, evidently to absolutely everybody, indisputably less so - harps on and on about being equally worthy of note. It's so fucking weird

Finally 5, Isak

Fucking hell, 4

3 Barnes

2, Barnes

VAR is ultrawank like. It's fucking shit. Does anybody approve of its tedious fucking meddling?

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