Miggys First Goal

That’ll be £30m compensation please. Minimum.

Our owners just happy to let other clubs do the heavy lifting when it comes to going up against the PL?

It was a @Jack27 thread. Jinxed it from the off

Everything about that club is fucking weird.

Where’d you get it for £99?

How much have the club made today?

Neebody has any money left man!

So have all of our PSR worries disappeared today?

Only get long sleeves if we qualified for Europe is what I heard.

Do you need to be a certain body type (basically athlete) for the player version tops? Or will any old dad bod fit in it?

Aye. My favourite. It actually says NEWCASTLE UNITED and doesn’t look like NEWCASTLE UNTIED.

Wouldn’t mess with those two.

Town is going to be a sea of black and white tomorrow.

Can’t remember the last time I was this excited for a new kit, man.

Newcastle stimulating the economy tomorrow.

Everybody’s skint tomorrow, right?

We are so fucking back man.

Where’s the video?

And this is why they’ve started calling it PSR because like fuck is it fair.

Looking forward to walking around town tomorrow and seeing everyone in the new kit.