Miggys First Goal

Been absolute years since I went to MC for shopping. Some times go for the Odeon and that’s it.

Doesn’t think he’ll be coming but discussions been had. So still a chance he might come you bald fraud.

I know he’s not great but £5m?

Looks like a distant relative of Jack Colback.

I like us doing our business early. Should try it more often.

Putting the plug in the bath as we speak…

Fuuuuuck this self absorbed cunt.

Imagine it gets to 29 minutes without a lightning strike and then BAM! Another lightning strike. Clock resets for another 30 minutes.

This lad will be an £80m player in a few years. Get him signed.

Dare I say it…

or

Best job in the world. £15K a week for hanging out at the training ground.

According to Capology it does.

I thought he was leaving too.

Canny lad. All the best.

Farewell sweet prince.

Fuckin’ yes you sexy bastard!

That’s gotta be AI. Look at the faces of the audience.

Love King Kev. Fuck cancer.

We’re letting the £70m we got for Gordon accrue interest.

That fucking blue. That fucking Noon. Those fucking barcode stripes. Fuck off Adidas.