Miggys First Goal

Can imagine the Champions League badge on the sleeve.

Toney. Such a footballer.

Even if he was onside he'd be offside.

Fuck. Offside.

Just win our remaining home games and we're fine. Nowt to worry about.

I really really really can't stand these cunts.

Like at this smirking cunt being interviewed. He already knows VAR have got his back.

I like how they always do the mock-up fit to only look good on athletic torsos. Won't look like that on your average fan.

If that's it... smart.

Was hoping Villa would be the ones to take points off Liverpool. Not sure about that now.

Imagine Pep in the dressing room now. "That fat fuck thinks he's as good as me!"

Can't believe I thought this game would be an absolute mauling.

Big Frank getting his first win.

Big Sam going to show everyone here that he's as good as Pep.

So a 3 p.m. game live on Sky tomorrow. I thought they couldn’t do that.

Watching the Allardyce news conference now. There’s definitely the occasional head tremor that I’m seeing.

On the one hand, I’d fucking love it if they blew getting top four. On the other hand, it’ll probably be Liverpool replacing them which would be shit.

Nah, Brighton just need to start snapping Manchester players in half now.

Wanted Dunk to choke slam the shit out of Antony there.

Can’t wait for our game against them. Going to be a cracker.

Funny you should mention it. Seems like such a piss easy job, I'm thinking of trying it.

Do not want. Seriously.

Dark fucking arts!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

Just done another predictor thingie and have us finishing 3rd and Brighton finishing 4th. That’ll do!