Miggys First Goal

It's official. I'm in love.

Ritchie was probably following Eddie around all day like a fucking dog just reunited with its owner.

These players have had an easy ride for the past two years like. We're about to find out who really wants to be here.

"That was not the best" At least he's being honest with them. No doubt his predecessor told them all that they were the greatest players under the sun.

They are fucking gassed! Our fitness coach is going to be working overtime.

Any idea what salary he's on?

Big Joe hat-trick against Brentford.

He’s going to spend the next two weeks drilling this stuff into them. Come the Brentford game we’ll look a different team.

Certain players will be raging.

You won't be going to the WC next year then, Ollie?

This is fucking amazing. A new era.

I’m in love with the bloke to be honest.

Just get him out of the club man.

The whole website is shit. A piss poor attempt. There’s a fact file page on Eddie and the main picture just shows his fucking forehead man.

Wonder why he went out to Saudi Arabia as opposed to just doing the interview on Zoom.

Are we to assume the fact that SD logos are still being used on photos that we haven't magically got out of that shitty contract?

Putting this out there so I can say I told you so when it happens. Eddie Howe will win the PL with Newcastle United.

We're beginning to look like a professionally run outfit.

Christ.

Get them in early tomorrow, fill the wheelie bins with ice cold water, and get them in the bins. That'll soon wake them up.

Eddie phoning all the players at 5am telling them to get the fuck out of bed.

We're fucking winning this one like!

I would fucking LOVE if he had them in at 7 tomorrow morning, bunch of lazy bastards that they are. And then he turns around and says, back again this afternoon.