Miggys First Goal

Watch this cunt suddenly become world class.

Buying one right now.

Somebody with artistic talent please knock up a Newcastle mock shirt with the Al Qiddiya logo on the front. Need to see how good it looks.

Training on a Saturday? Christ, Steve Bruce still hasn’t woke up from his KFC overdose from the night before.

If we're going to get a new crest on one of the stands, that shit needs to light up. Like a beacon of hope on the hill.

These lot are completely irrelevant now. Out of the FA Cup at the first round. Wheels falling off the league campaign.

You fellas need to download Brave browser. Such a sleek experience online.

I just want to see that cunt forced to walk out of SJP, carrying his overflowing box of personal belongings under his arm through a tunnel of sneering fans.

Just need Charnley to be jettisoned out of a cannon now.

These quotes... I'm about to spunk all over the place.

Here comes the money!

Think they need to arrange a meeting between little Alfie and Eddie.

Calm and professional. But I also believe if we're playing shit, he will be throwing hair dryers around the changing room at HT.

I thought we were supposed to despise anybody born south of the Tyne. And yet here we are, not one negative person against Eddie.

Gerald Sinstadt RIP https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/59231567

If only he was playing against Brighton and put a free kick in for Wilson instead of that whatever you want to call it by Jonjo.

Serious lack of training footage today. I need a constant supply of it.

Emenalo is our guy.

You can tell by looking at him that he's already thinking "knock that wall down, change that fucking ceiling, and give it a lick of paint."

Going to be a sad day when we eventually turn on him, but until then I will love Eddie every day.

By the time the game comes around, Shelvey will be so knackered from training he’ll have withdrawn from the rest of the season.

I think we're right at the beginning of what's going to be an exciting rollercoaster of a journey. And Eddie's at the wheel.

Jonjo should just hand in a transfer request now.

Did big Mike ever have one of these?