Miggys First Goal

Time to put thomas[/member] on a watch list.

New owners just need to do one thing: have us competing. That's all. I hate watching us and being bored by the whole thing. The recent game against Bournemouth was the most fun I've had watching us in a while.

We were never going down the City super spending route with PIF anyway. What were they promising, £250m over five years? £50m a season. People who thought we could be buying Mbappe were crazy.

Hell...

It's actually Obama buying us.

Do you think the PL will try to make amends and push this through in three days?

Chopra as manager. Ivanka Trump lookalike as chairman (woman or person, what the hell is it these days?)

Bit random them following us on Twitter like. Maybe there is something in it... They also follow Cristiano Ronaldo. First signing!

Have these Loh cousins ever chopped up journalists or pirated any games before? Might as well answer those questions now before we get sucked in again.

Catts. Always reliable for an easy yellow card winning bet whenever he played.

Done. Finished. A season with Bruce as manager. An "owner" who has washed his hands of the club and is desperate to get out. ASM likely gone at the first whiff of £30m+ being offered. Championship beckons this time next year. Going to be a fun season.

Oi oi...

King Mike about to bankrupt the Premier League.

King Mike. About to make up for 13 years of crap.

Rocker, are my socks going to be blown off this week? Wonder if the threat of legal action coming from all angles has forced the PL’s hand.

So to sum up todays development, bitter enemies Mike Ashley and Newcastle fans are on the same page? Only, once everything is pushed through, Ashley is getting a stunner.

It would be so Newcastle to be the cause for the PL ceasing to exist.

Gan on, Mike! Bankrupt them.

Only in 2020 would Ashley and Newcastle fans unite for a common goal. Crazy times.

Where can you see who has signed it?

Going to be funny when MMA is revealed to be... Mike Ashley.

Her statement definitely didn't move me like. If anything, it felt kinda final. Newcastle is a great club. Thanks for everything. The end.

Ant and Dec are probably in the pay of the Qataris.