Miggys First Goal

Have these Loh cousins ever chopped up journalists or pirated any games before? Might as well answer those questions now before we get sucked in again.

Catts. Always reliable for an easy yellow card winning bet whenever he played.

Done. Finished. A season with Bruce as manager. An "owner" who has washed his hands of the club and is desperate to get out. ASM likely gone at the first whiff of £30m+ being offered. Championship beckons this time next year. Going to be a fun season.

Oi oi...

King Mike about to bankrupt the Premier League.

King Mike. About to make up for 13 years of crap.

Rocker, are my socks going to be blown off this week? Wonder if the threat of legal action coming from all angles has forced the PL’s hand.

So to sum up todays development, bitter enemies Mike Ashley and Newcastle fans are on the same page? Only, once everything is pushed through, Ashley is getting a stunner.

It would be so Newcastle to be the cause for the PL ceasing to exist.

Gan on, Mike! Bankrupt them.

Only in 2020 would Ashley and Newcastle fans unite for a common goal. Crazy times.

Where can you see who has signed it?

Going to be funny when MMA is revealed to be... Mike Ashley.

Her statement definitely didn't move me like. If anything, it felt kinda final. Newcastle is a great club. Thanks for everything. The end.

Ant and Dec are probably in the pay of the Qataris.

Never seen Rafa like that. Are his family still in the UK? Wonder if he's just getting stressed out with everything.

Here’s Catherine McKinnell’s letter to Masters. https://www.catherinemckinnellmp.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Premier-League-NUFC-05082020.pdf

Masters is going to get a canny few letters over the next couple of days.

Fulham have already had their chance in the PL. Now it's Brentford's turn.

Thursday shook me. Not sure what the blood pressure levels were for the few days that followed. That might explain the chest pains I had over the weekend actually.

Ah here... why am I doing this to myself again? Thursday absolutely destroyed me. If I get too sucked in again and it doesn't happen, I don't know what might happen.

Are teams promoted from the Championship forced to go through the Premier League O&D test, too?

Hope Masters has to sleep with one eye open every night now. Worried about the bone-saw wielding Saudi hit squad about to sneak up behind him.