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Say whatever it takes to get performances out of who we have. That's all that matters right now.

Fair enough going easy on them to begin with.

Hamann, Shearer, Colo

Who's going to buy him though

You'll have to put it on ice

Sterling.

Ended up with a cannabeans and an old Mondeo

"Not a criticism, just... actual training"

He might not write for the Daily Heil but he works for the same organisation. No place to be taking a moral high ground.

I've done an audio-fixed version of this as it was maddening that the interviewer was nigh on inaudible. I don't know what to do with this fixed version though. Don't think YouTube will let me post it due to copyright

I think they'll be fine. They seem perfectly okay with other clubs dispensing with managers after 9 or 10 games of not so great results recently, Everton fans saying that 'know where you live' to Rafa, and continually pushing for OGS to be sacked due to results not matching the 'stature of a club like Man Utd', but no, it's still NUFC that hounded out Bruce after 2+ years of garbage. The media don't seem to mind cognitive dissonance at all.

Can't pronounce Bournemouth properly. Can we trust him if so?

Lay down all thought, surrender to the void

Howe-itzers

A bit 'Captain Hindsight' this.

Eddie Howe names himself as a striker, scores a thunderbolt like Hotshot Hamish from 300 yards (outside of the ground somehow), Rocky music starts, 'yo Adrian, I did it!' the end.

Bloody hell, Charnley got the wrong Eddy Grant as well?!

He booked Eddie Grant instead

Are there any more old tweets we can post to whip ourselves up into a lather

If anyone can copy paste the Telegraph article for us overseas peeps, would be appreciated. I'm not giving that Tory rag any payment details!

Always a good idea to announce these things prematurely. No recent lessons learnt in that regard

Specifically to make our lives more miserable

The shit is going to continue to be thrown from all angles whatever the decision or outcomes are. Win match? Look at this. Lose? Of course they'd lose. Buy player? How dare they. Don't buy player? They don't know what they're doing.

Didn't realise Delaney was on this forum

Put it this way - I'd take Howe over the baby-faced shitstain Solksjaer, or Arteta.