Moose

40 mins from kick off in a Euro Semi Final against what is on paper a throughly beatable side whose players (again, on paper) aren't as good as ours. I should be counting down the seconds to kick off, instead I'm filled with unrepentant rage that the court jester holds the keys to the castle and will serve up another bout of pissy dog shit diarrhea and hope that one of his star players can fluke a goal. I feel like we've missed the boat to win something now with Spain and Germany resurgent and France surely binning of their Steve Bruce tribute act. Maybe I feel nothing cause I know that we dint deserve to be where we are and Spain will shag us senseless in the final anyway. Jettison Southgate into the sun, I hate him.

Pardew: Keep it tight, hope HBA/Cabaye/Cisse/Ba can pull a rabbit out the hat Bruce: Keep it tight, hope ASM/Wilson can pull a rabbit out the hat Safegate: Keep it tight, hope Kane/Bellingham/Saka can pull a rabbit out the hat

Why change something that's worked so well in the past? Sure, we scraped past a bang average Serbia team and haven't won a single game since and have only gotten this far in the competition cause of moments of individual brilliance, but still, another semi final, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

I don't care if he's a Newcastle player or not, Trippier at LWB is the absolute pits. What's the point of taking Shaw if he isn't ready by the semi final. I don't believe for one second that there are no viable LBs aside from an out of form, over the hill Tripps and a crock who hasn't played since Feb. Get Southgate so far to fuck, I seriously despise this cunt

Jonathan Davis is going nowhere though, he just signed a new 3 album deal to remain as Korn lead singer

I have it on good authority that Jonathan David may be staying at Lille this summer, unless he signs for a new club.

For such a large fanbase, I struggle to understand how we have absolutely 0 decent fan media outlets. From what I've seen on Youtube, AdamP seems a canny enough lad who means well, but his videos are bore fests with zero valuable content or analysis. If it wasn't for the fact that he's a bit of a Dylan he'd be unknown. Tyneside life, I seriously dislike that weird manchild, a complete gimp. Binksy, when you order AdamP from wish.com and drop him down the stairs. Magpie channel, a good ab workout, I've now got a six pack from all the cringing it made me do Newcastle fans tv, jeez lads, a bit of charisma wouldn't hurt. Now don't get me started on Podcasts cause my thumbs don't have the stamina required to type up my feelings on Pod on the Tyne