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Seriously fucking sick of this guy and his agent getting all the usual shills to twerk for Man Utd on twitter. If he can't see the appeal of developing under Eddie and being worshipped by our fan base whilst earning a fortune he can get himself to fuck quite frankly

Liverpool are our rivals as they occupy a place in the league we want for ourselves. Make no mistake, Liverpool (and by extention the rest of the cartel) see us as an emerging threat and will stop at nothing to make our climb to the top as arduous as possible. Which is why I don't want to cede an inch to these cunts. They'll only delay the inevitable though.

Good thing they sacked all those dinner ladies and stopped donating to charity

Of all the tedious sagas we've endured this summer, this is by far the most boring. Probably not helped by the fact that every single tweet about him has the obligatory "Man Utd still interested" line just to throw a bone to their fans on twitter. Really not too arsed about this kid, if he isn't convinced by our project and would rather go to that career graveyard then let him, we've been strung along too many times already

Starting to seriously dislike this cunt and he's not even signed yet.

Spurs......

That thread is a belter. "Not me directly but I met some MLF's in Cape Verde from Billingham/boro area in January, season ticket holders and regulars on away days. One of them fit snooker and pool table cloths for a living. So if any mags are reading this be aware that under the pool table of The Strawberry there is a massive SAFC badge accompanied by various messages of FTM" Do you mean to tell me that they call themselves Massive Lads Fans unironically? Also, let me get this straight. Newcastle fans from South Tyneside/Durham=Bad. MLFs from Billingham/Boro=Good?

I wouldn't want them to win a coin toss against Hitler. Let them rot amongst all the other dross in the lower leagues, it's their natural habitat.

I watch a lot of Celtic and trust me, Kuhn is nowhere near Newcastle standard. He had a Miggy-esque purple patch at the start of the season and has basically chucked it since, he also has the heart of a mouse and goes missing if he's up against a fullback who won't let him run over the top of him. He clearly has talent, hence why he was on the books of Leipzig, Ajax & Bayern at one point but he'll take a hell of a lot of developing for him to be any use to us and he's not exactly a "young" player anymore.

I dunno guys, there are endless reasons why we can rip the piss out the mackems but mocking them for their physical appereance is shite patter

A Villa fan once told me "You have no idea how it feels to be managed by Steve Bruce until you're managed by Steve Bruce." Truer words have never been spoken. Oh, how I and many others tried to warnt he West Brom fans what they were in for, they didn't listen at first, eventually they fully understood how it felt to be managed by Steve Bruce. No fanbase gets out alive. Of all the Steve Bruceisms, the one the rattled me the most was before we played Man Utd in 2021 where he was defending his decision to go to Portugal during the international break. Because Krafth, Dubravka and maybe one or two others got called up, he decided there was no point having the lads in training as we prepared the face a team full of internationals and whose manager most certaintly didn't take the time off. As far as the interview is concerned, Dwight Gayle was about as delicate as he could've been, it didn't come across as disrespectful at all, he just gave his honest opinion. I'd like to see if Schar, Ritchie, Fraser, Shelvey and Longstaff agree with Gayle or Bruce. Bruce is far worse than Pardew imo, his tenure was far more depressing, from the moment he walked in he couldn't handle being in Rafas shadow and since he's left all he's taken shots at the club and kept up his 'woe is me' sob stories. The most thin skinned tub of blubber that's been shat into existence.

Got a link to the article please?

Today everything feels different, nature has healed itself, the monkey on our back has been hoyed in the sea, we are no longer serial losers and this is only the beginning.

What a fucking moron, I don't care if it was a "soft red" or not, if you lash out you're giving the referee a decision to make which you're never gonna get away with. Get him to fuck, brain dead goon

Typical of those necky bastards, then again, we're talking about a team who once had a beach ball score for them.

Tell Palace to get themselves to fuck. It's absolutely their perogative to demand whatever price they want for their players, I'd hope we do the same for our purples but they're absolutely at it with that price, there has to be better value elsewhere. Shame, as Guehi seems like a sound guy, I hope for his sake Palace start paying him like a 70 million pound player before they inevitably lose him for 30-40 million next year. Enjoy finishing 11th-14th

I dunno guys, this saga feels very James Maddisonish

Log in See the Guehi thread has a load of new pages Get excited about the prospect of reading new developments in the sage Then read the comments....... Has UnhingedVlad got his account back or something.

10 years ago we were going into the new season with our hopes pinned on Riviere to fire us up the table, now we have a genuine world class rolls Royce of a stud leading the line. I can't believe this man plays for our club.

60m for a player of his stature and potential is more than reasonable. I get that people will recoil at the idea of him potentially being our second highest transfer but what are we actually buying here? A potential mainstay in our staring 11 for the next 5-8 years who'll blossom into one of the senior leaders and will be vital in maintaining our no dickheads culture. Some were skeptical about the Gordon and Livramento fees too.

Magedia at it again marra

For me it does too, based on the fact that if we didn't win tonight the narrative would be 'England lost to the first good team they played'. How do you quantify a good international team? I'd say there's the aristocracy, ones who for generations have consistently won trophies, gone deep in tournaments and have produced elite players: Germany, Brazil, Argentina, Italy, France, Spain The middle class, capable of winning the odd tournament here and there providing a lot of other factors fall in their favour or at least impressing at tournaments. Usually profit from having a golden generation as opposed to a consistent conveyor belt of talent: England, Netherlands, Portugal, Uruguay, Croatia, Belgium Totally subjective of course and I appreciate the 'international big gun' argument is just as tedious as the 'big club' debate

I think on the balance of play, England deserved the win, the Dutch were pretty pathetic and never had a go at us, I think they may regret not being braver at times. That said, they'll be rightly livid with the referee, he was a complete homer, I hope he's doing the final. If Trippier is starting at LB on Sunday, I want Southgate to have committed Seppuku by half time.

Booing national anthems is carcinogenic patter. Get to fuck with that