mush

Gonna be saying "Harvey Barnes oooooooooh" all night tonight

Gordon keeps slipping

Like King Midas in reverse

Phillips has had a shocker of a start to his West Ham career

I don't think that should be a penalty, but you can guarantee it would be given to the likes of Man City etc. so fuck it

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MAN

This last five minutes man Those two horrific miscues by Isak and Longstaff and two more players injured. I'm just laughing now

That's just today in a snapshot

Even Bruno's having a shocker...

*shudders

This is fucking mental. I've never known anything like our luck this season

That's fucking mental

Fucking hate West Ham like. Horrid little club

Every time Livramento starts at RB, somebody gets injured and he has to shift to LB

Fuck

I think they should show the VAR officials a maximum of 3 (or so) replays. If you have to watch more than that many replays then it's clearly not an obvious error

Actually watching it again he doesn't even look at the fourth official once. Looks like he's struggling to understand what Howe is saying therefore not paying any attention to the board

I doubt there's anything in this. I mean, if he really did want to get booked, there must have been ample opportunity to scythe somebody down during the game. But this does seem a little...strange

Ah, of course. Suppose Foden can play a few positions so maybe a spot for another specialised LW

Gordon must be in with a chance of making the squad like. Who's his competition for that LW spot? Rashford: Poor form and attitude Grealish: Doesn't start for City (7 PL starts this season) Maddison: Plays AMC for Spurs, doesn't he? Feel like I'm missing somebody obvious...

Wouldn't have happened on Gordon's watch

Longstaff >>>>>> Gallagher

Unlucky Gordon!

Hopefully this gives him a massive confidence boost and he plays lights-out the rest of the season (like after the U-21 Euros). Chuffed for him