McDog

Standing in the technical box watching all this pottering about.

Jesus crimony. They have should have scored again.

Tino on.

Most of the time we look so smooth on the counter.

Brilliant by Big Joe there.

Should be 1-4 but it isn't so let's put them away early.

Wow, not punished by a terrible mistake.

He must lie awake in bed at night. What a disaster he's running.

Newcastle really are running rings around this lot.

Fuck, what brilliant play but Tonali off the woodwork.

Fuck, looked off not seeing the replay.

Cracking shot by Hall.

The ones not suffering from food poisoning.

He was 2.5 miles onside.

Man, these are getting a proper beating. Big Joe!

Brilliant by Bruno, Isak not so great.

Good ball by Bruno, Hall brings it down and puts on a plate for Isak.

LOL, Isak puts away a great cross.

Let's go boys!

Rebecca Lowe on USA Network: "United are, I mean, Manchester United"

Got my meetings cleared off the calendar so I'm good to go. Go Mags!

I know, did you see his goal today? It helped that Pickford is vertically deficient. Brilliant stuff tbf.

How much would Chris Wood cost in January?

Just finished watching Everton-Forest. I see Chris "Pele" Wood was at it again. Are they going to keep this run of form up? It's crazy.