McDog

That's a fucking yellow?

Jesus, don't say that. Don't even think it.

OK Barnes, show us what you got.

Shut up you whinging cunt.

One of those: "Who nearly fought the vicious chicken of Bristol"

Move Gordon to RW and get Barnes in there.

Miggy, please.

Fuck off Jack.

Haaland almost slides it into the far post. Damn.

Not content with Haaland the bastards sign Alvarez. Fuck,

Botman handles it.

Glad Schar wasn't fucked. Looked bad.

Comon lads!

Playing the best team in the world here.

Seems like Pep has them well drilled for this match.

Haaland with a fuck up.

Nice job Tripps.

Gordon nicks the ball then Pope hands it back.

Yes sir, that is a fact. Bad news.

Let's go boys!

A point would be fucking mint.

So my bosses boss is a HUGE City fan. From way before they got all the money. He was kind of disdainful of Newcastle when I talked to him last year. "You have to spend wisely". This year, I met with him and he was impressed. Late last season on a video conference with several people he called me out and said "You might make Champions League."

Now I have Jethro Tull "North Sea Oil" in my head.

Fucking Haaland. Keep him at bay.

Bruno trying to be polite. Times have changed a bit.