Gawalls

If he were to lose his head he would look a lot better.

Do you talk about Man City at all?

Anthony didn’t want to come on did he?

Their keeper kicked it right up to the half way line and found their own player - is that allowed?

You must be a delight at dinner parties

Deliciously gloriously greedy

It was just a poor Ian dury and the blockhead’s reference from me that’s all.

He’s shit if the balls not played in front of him ☺️

He’s just a blockhead

I reckon he’s like that at home, when the postman arrives - “here’s the gaaaaas bill!!!!”

Reminds me of a story Greg Davies told about one of the taskmaster contestants Paul Chowdry. They were in a restaurant and he asked for a bottle of water, the waitress asked “still or sparkling” and he replied “which would you recommend.

I vomited in my mouth when he said city’s passing was “deliciously intricate” it was a pass from the centre to the edge of the box.

It’s the only way he’s gonna touch greatness

Went down to get my dinner and missed the second goal.

Are you my wife? She says that so much to me ?

I think I’m getting that anyway, I’m epileptic and Alzheimer’s runs in the family so if we ever join a team together then I may as well be on header duty. I’m only 5 ft 9 though

Why?

Makes it more fun when they’re losing though

Nobody heads like shearer anymore

Just watched the Villa Luton game and really enjoyed that.

“Feminonal shot??” Middle of the goal both horizontally and vertically- exactly where the keeper was stood

Man City games always are shit

Was typing the same thing - a madman runs at you and shoves his head in your face, what’s the correct reaction?

Never understood that saying - a lot of my farts roll out of my arse.

Tell you what mind - looking at the table I reckon 21 points would keep you safe from relegation this a season.