Gemmill

Nice one, hopefully that was fake news then.

Stevie had a brain tumour which was operated on a few years ago. Someone on TT mentioned he wasn't doing great not too long back. Hopefully he's ok.

Wtf. Really?

Bobby shinton. He turned up again after the takeover. Jokes were still shite mind.

Nah I'd have to drive round the coast looking for a house with a stained glass window, or a man running from seagulls, or a man with a daughter running from dogs. Those are my only leads.

Nailed it.

Have you got him on your tweeting machine?

The difference between me and Gloom is I'VE GOT GIANT BALLS.

Serious douche chills.

Ah shit he posted his twitter on TT actually. I'll see if I can remember it.

Ah fuck I forgot about Diego. He won't know about this place.

no idea who this lad is, I just like any tweet that brings good news.

You're a man on the up. It's quite shite that it fell over like. Or was kicked over.

Is this bloke credible? I've followed any number of knackers on twitter in the last three months and I'm still trying to work out who I can listen to and who i can just write off as human beings.

Dr Evil doing the negotiations for Sevilla.

Alex?

Doesn't he supposedly have a verbal agreement with WH for the summer? Not that that will matter if someone offers more cash, I'm sure. Maybe he thinks it's a risk coming here and potentially flopping. If he sits on the bench the next few months, he doesn't need to worry about West Ham not remembering him as the 9 goal freakshow.

This has made me realise how old I am. I was 25 and living in America when I started posting on these places. I'm now 46, on marriage number 2, and living in Wideopen. Mike Ashley level mismanagement of the last 21 years.

9 goals for West Ham in 16 games and something like 4 assists. Might be more. If he did half that here it could be the difference between going down and stopping up. Even a third of it.

Ant has executed TT's greatest ever flounce today BTW. Binned the site and deleted his twitter. Hope he's alright.

Wants to go to WH in the summer, doesn't he? So this is entirely about keeping us up. £10m isn't that much given the alternative. And we are officially now desperate.

HTT exposed as a racist! This is like a family dinner where no one has seen anyone for years and old grievances get dredged up.

Christmas Tree has landed. With a secret username.

I wouldn't have done it for the second time had she not really wanted to. Absolutely fuck rounds 3 and 4 though. That'll be me if this one falls over.

Oh Skol still here then.