Dr Gloom

See if he can hand over the reins to someone else (Andrew?) if he is indeed sacking it off for good

We genuinely though that mad bastard was a mackem at first. He does add a certain, erm, something to proceedings. He’s first class at scaring mackem invaders away too to his credit

Easy. The noisy neighbours could be about to drop anchor

You’d take either of them in our situation surely

Sadly those two haven’t been around for years although randomly SO turned up on toontastic the other week to post a random thread about shaving his balls and hasn’t been seen since

Blast from the past! Alreet like?

Yeah, though I still dunno if that made him right about shepherd

Forum wars part II: clique wars

Hopefully Rayvin finds us too

Wtf?

Honestly man, the bloke was unhinged. Shame because he was quite knowledgable about the old days but he went nuts in the end he has to be banned, then he ended up howling at the moon on Twitter, accusing Ant (the bloke who ran toontastic) of infecting his PC with a virus

Need Fist, ewerk and Renton to turn up before this place starts feeling like home

yeah, mad as a box of frogs.

That’s Leazesmag isn’t it? please say that mad old bastard is banned here too or this is going to be the quickest party ever

J69. More likely to be sniffing knickers these days tbh

Yeah, that’s Renton. Great lad tbf

JINX!

must look bizarre next to the cock of a Chinese mouse

it is honestly the same old shit-talking place it always has been, underpinned by the same dozen or so posters. Or at least it was ☹️

Let’s get a few things straight off the bat. I’m CEO of the bedwetter society. we are resigned to our fate - what could be more Newcastley than relegation as the world’s richest club? (My deputy is wykikitoon - hopefully he’ll be along soon) Gemmill is the leader of the mindlessly optimistic Willy wavers So pick a side, you’re either with us or against us

I’m taking the piss. My last post was one of your famous quotes from the forum war days (at least I think it was you - it’s been a while )

all we wanted was to talk about our beloved club. Can’t we all just get along?

I hope Diego manages to track us down. The thinking man’s fish (much to Dave’s consternation)

Yup, same. Circa 2001 if I remember correctly