Dr Gloom

sorry to hear that. keep well

L will we shite

Cheers lads! Thanks for having us

As if you were invited to the secret forum

that was Leazesmag wasn’t it???

Destined to be this window’s Peter Odemwingie

respect the blue tick

do you rate diego carlos?

you had to mention the ginger quiff didn't you ffs

few players epitomise the steve bruce era better than this plodder

you can't expect to receive £30m for jug-eared james when he only has 6 months on his contract

i'd rather have jess phillips

lads, this is our get out jail free card. diego has spoken. this carlos kid isn't all that

wetting the bed, duh

welcome to the party pal

i am at peace, here in my sodden soiled sheets. you my friend are doomed to disappointment but do keep waving your wang it pleases you

that's not the only pissing we've been doing

this is the way

because you're a picture of serenity

i can't buy a rotary washing line

bravado alex

agreeing personal terms with the player doesn't seem to be the problem so far

just a dance isn't it. we'll get one of these names we've been linked with for a massive fee at some point before or on deadline day