Dr Gloom

of those that we're being linked with? probably botman, though that's another gamble given our situation. you really would want a centre back with PL experience - conor coady maybe, but that's easier said than done for obvious reasons.

you lads need @Diego21 to school you on this bloke. this lad lives in spain, knows his onions and knows the league and players better then most. carlos might look like an adonis, but it really doesn't sound like he's worth the figures mooted

took the bastard good and proper tbh

you know him too?

read the thread: chezgiven was last season heading to hospital after an unfortunate champagne enema incident, alex is dead, and no one knows where the fuck gemmill is

the spanish lascelles tbh. just what we need

a crocked player will fit in well too

pretty sure it was carlos - @Diego21, give these lads the inside track from spain

*breathes sigh of relief*

£100m on a defender who makes Bramble look composed - get in

Toontastic's expert on Spanish football doesn't fancy him - reckons he stays up all night playing playstation, is always late for training and makes loads of howlers. In Diego we trust

40m on the next boumsong - mint

carlos is apparently prone to a howler so he'll fit in well with lascelles and clark

spoken like a true bed-wetter.

well, we have got super javier manquillo

My mackem sense is tingling

you're the one being vetted. so what's it going to be: filthy stander or civilised sitter?

Diego doesn't fancy him, and that's enough for me

rocket science it ain’t

We will leave it as pristine as the greens of the North East’s famous golf courses

Don’t mention Asprilla

wait till you hear about his wine tastings

a perpetual snob of the highest order

Bookmarked

Not exactly a head scratcher