Billy Warthog

I was once told that the premya leyg mackems could give this PSG side a game.

We'll be lucky to see the rest of the half with all this bloody flare smoke.

Inter haven't turned up. Class counter attack though.

I'd say Inter currently look like they'll be taken to the cleaners, but there's usually a twist in the tale with them lot.

I feel drained. We're there... but we need so much work to be done in the summer. Or it could be rather bad.

Get this out of the way first - disappointing damp squib of an end to the season, where we could have finished 2nd. Today's performance was awful - we have a real problem with the mid-clubs. That said.... DIE MEISTERS! DIE BESTEN! LES GRANDES EQUIPPES! THE CHAMPIOOOONS! Also - we have a trophy. Overall - smashing season! This summer is crucial... we need to step up yet another level.

Fucking hell... that slight feeling of guilty embarrassment has crept in!

I can't stand this anymore. I've aged 10 years in 80 mins.

Moyes shown yellow

Close from Schar

DON'T rely on anyone else!

Ok, here's a beacon of hope!!

Quarter of an hour + of hope.

Come ON man!

Last throw of the dice here.

If it stays this way, we're simply not good enough to be there. Utter bollocks.

There it is. Fuck off.

Tripps on for Botman

Why do we put ourselves through this shit!

Oh goody. Our usual 2nd half form is continuing.

Chelsea 1 up.

HOWAY MAN! GET A GOAL FFS!!!

Villa down to 10 men

We can't be more sloppy than this in the 2nd half, surely? 🤔

Last 20 mins, no goals anywhere in the PL.