Billy Warthog

The original beacon of change for me back in the early days of the new era. Yes, he's not at the same level anymore, but he personified the ambition and brought a wealth of experience and guidance for the team. Wish you well Kieran. And thank you.

Gordon needs to step up here. Hope Hall makes it through. A win would be brilliant - again, we'll need more than a 1-goal cushion if such a thing manifests.

Think I'll go out for a nice, long walk.

Let's not write post-match summaries just yet...

Thing is, mackems have been crap too. We really ought to be doing better.

Still time... HTL...

Wissa coming on...

REALLY hope he doesn't leave the obvious sub until the last few mins.

At least we're coming back into it more.

They're up for it, no doubt about that. If we don't at least match their physicality, this game may be done.

We have no control of this game at all. Sad to say. Make changes or settle for nothing.

So, this is our test. If we have any ambition for this season, show it now.

Would have preferred that in the first half, lad.

Right... 45+ more minutes of stress.

Hope we make some changes over HT, this isn't working.

Clear our fucking lines man!

HOWAAAAAYYYYYY THE LADS

10 mins to go then. The tramps aren't showing our name on their scoreboards. Take that, Mags.

Preferred it when they were in Leyg 1 tbf. But it is what it is... INTO THESE SEWPA DEWPA COMPEWTA WANKERS!

And now he's doing Jean-Paul Gaultier ads as well?

Last six PL games form guide... NUFC - LLWWDW = 10pts Tramps - DDLWDL = 6pts And the 6 games before that, they grabbed 11pts and we grabbed 10. The main source of fear is their home record and our away record. Totally get that. But they're not as good as they think they are. We can win this if we turn up with the right attitude and stop making our stupid mistakes in the latter stages of the game. We are the ones in Europe's top competition. We are current silverware holders. Believe in us!

How long has it been since Wolves last scored? Enter ManUre....

Best laugh I had all day right there.

What the fuck was Rob Edwards thinking, trading in a flying Boro for this? I know there's past links, but Christ...

Supremely naive. 2 points firmly dropped. We needed that fucking win. Ah well, bring on the Lancashire Hotpot scoffers. Perhaps we won't be so generous to them?