Billy Warthog

You just fucking knew it eh?

As bad a dive as it gets, where's the fucking card then?

All TV games should have a 'turn off wanker commentators' mode.

What's the betting for the extra time then? I'm going for +6.

Our fans have sounded class all evening tbf.

Goodman doing his best to jinx the fuck out of us.

NUFC Twitter notification saying there's only 10 mins to play... aye, and the rest!

What were the odds for that decision?

We don't really have any more cards to play, so it seems. Going to have to rely on luck / Chelsea's overall shitness.

Just can't seem to keep the fucking thing.

I'm going to measure my blood pressure in a sec.

Sheff Utd away seems years ago!

When are we getting back to a normal line-up? This knife-edge shit is going on for ages.

Not sure Ritchie is the call here mind.

Gordon trying hard but he's clearly bollocksed here.

Gordon limping due to that Caicedo challenge?

Will Hall see any of this game?

That mackem 'we are' lass on the flag... Christ! ?

Grateful for the lead at HT, not sure how long it'll last in the 2nd half if we keep playing like this. I'll try going back out, see if that helps.

No VAR until semi final I think.

Colwill is a dirty fecker. And a mouthy cunt to boot.

One of those low-scoring thrillers, this.

Playing with fire now. Me no like.

Our right is a bit weak tonight, has to be said.

Aye, I'm on Boehly's payroll me.