Billy Warthog

Worbaal! Whose Baal? Wor Baal. Who's fucking Baal? Wor fucking baal. (etc)

Could do with a more sustained period of attack, but not bad so far.

Was being sarky, mind! 😁

Knee problem? Nee problem.

At least the comms don't go on about how we've never won here.

HTL!!

Actually I'm bricking it. I'm quietly confident of a win here. Prepare for the usual extended period of sloppiness. We're beginning to believe in ourselves. Snapping Welbeck in half might be necessary though. We're going to be feeling like this for all the remaining games, I guess!

That was close.

PSG melting again in the 2nd half.

Offside!

Thought it was being checked...

Quite an exciting game right now.

Oh dear! The fewm...

Should be 2-0

Still there, think they've moved the mics to the other end of the stadium. Hence the lack of noise.

North London Forever... well, around 3 mins anyway.

Arteta's head just exploded.

I reckon they'll draw here and lose in Paris.

'Nothing doing' says VAR... dear me!

There we go.

Everton just keep losing the ball all the time. Chelsea are loving it. Will be a shock if Tory Utd don't get 3 points today.

Tuned into the Arsenal / Palace game with reluctance to watch more than 5 mins. Then Alan Smith opens his 'north' and I switched back over.

So, we're the only team in the top 7 not to win this weekend. Good job we had results go for us in some previous games. No more buffer zone now though.

Doesn't the 5th place go to them if they win the UEL? Might be wrong...

Still shaking my head at the thought of this mob and the Manchester Reds could still qualify for the UCL. Could even be at the expense of tonight's opponents.