Billy Warthog

The Harvey Keitel of NUFC.

Mackem copium freely available on Wearyside.

Notwithstanding suspensions, Sandro is the best signing in recent times. He makes a seismic difference.

Would love more goals, but would really love to keep the clean sheet.

That shot from Sandro... would have penetrated a nuclear bunker.

Well done Joe.

Let's not get silly lads.

Ref looks like that posh deputy head out of the first season of Waterloo Road.

Very much liking these subs.

Bad luck / total shite spell over, it appears. He's one of the best there is man, now pipe ye down!

It's just a run of bad luck, methinks. Isak will probably take it out on Villa, and I'll be up for that scenario.

Some genuinely awesome footie being played here.

+20 GD man!

This all feels even better when you know you've got the next 6 days off work.

My face hurts from grinning too much. Another beer will sort it out.

Wild half of football that. Some lovely stuff, especially from Tonali, Barnes, Murphy… great resilience in the whole team. It’s paying dividends big time. Will probably adjust next half with the Villa game in mind, but hopefully not at the expense of a clean sheet. Amazing time to be a Mag, with the bonus that it could realistically get very much better very soon.

We are now entering DAMN GOOD THRASHING Country. Please have your passports for Europe ready.

Champions League awaits for us all then.

Sandro is magic.

Don't like the way this commentator is pronouncing JoelintON.

Offside anyway, but Pope could easily have slammed that off Burn into the net.

Isak man! Pull yer finger oot!

Why sign Guehi when he can score for us anyway?

I didn't want to visit the lavatory to die laughing 3 mins ago, but here we are...

Well that was this week's comedy rolled into one.