TheBrownBottle

It’s like when you start writing on a post-it note, and then realise after a couple of letters that you’ll run out of space, so the letters get smaller and smaller and more and more squished together

They don’t have a choice. It’s incredible how few truly talented players they’ve seen in R&W. Ask a Mackem to name a best XI that they’ve seen - the lack of actual talent is incredible.

It’s exactly what you’d expect - meltdown, denial, finger-pointing. C17th Salem would be shocked at the number of people being accused in witch-hunts on there, though no doubt they’d be wondering if ‘Mag’ was a daemon of some sort.

It was on the feed over here in Australia

Likewise - I know he’s a thick Mackem, but not all thick Mackems are weird racists

I thought Bellingham was their worst player today - he was utter shite.

My favourite Mackem rumour is that he had a clause in his NUFC contract that he couldn’t play vs Sunderland. This is what the daft cunts tell themselves, and they actually buy it. I can really see him saying ‘look, if I have to play for youse against my beloved Sunderland, I’d rather stay in the sausage factory and kicking the ball around for Tow Law’ They’re unreal

Yeah, fucking immigrants taking local people’s jobs. From a bloke who made his biggest payslips while he was in France.

I think he wasn’t that much different to other performances - but the rest of the team stepped up. Players have been ghosting past him, and he lays off the odd poor pass. But he’s a kid - I don’t mean the above to sound harsh - he’ll develop. He’s been thrown in early due to circumstances. On the ball the lad has superb technique. Needs to bulk and obviously develop situational and special awareness.

Yeah, I thought that while we’d win, we’d have a couple of hairy moments. They had absolutely fuck all about them.

There weren’t enough of them left to enjoy the booing tbf.

We also don’t exist anymore. Which is why they didn’t bother going, didn’t bother commenting, and actually are really really not bothered

It’ll take them a couple of weeks before they start deluding themselves about how good Bellingham and Clarke are again. But they will; I have confidence in them

I love stuff like this. We haven’t played for eight years because you’ve been stranded in the lower leagues, you absolute weapon:

I’m only staying awake for the BEEEEEWS now

Yeeees

He can give pelanties then

Lad’s technique is quality

We’ve been playing walking football today. Can’t get over the gulf.

O’Nien is a third tier clogger like

Would it be harsh to take Miley off?

That’s no excuse tbh. He runs the ball halfway across the pitch. He’s got several options

Eddie needs to stop Gordon making those horizontal runs across the half way line. He’s been caught a few times this season. It’s not smart play

I don’t think he’s playing any different to how he has been - we’re just looking a bit more back to normal. The lad is still very raw.

We’re playing one game a week from now on. What are we resting them for?