TheBrownBottle

You know you’re not playing? Let the super fit athletes who are worry about that

I wonder how long it would take for Chelsea to actually go back to being regular Chelsea again? How many mid table seasons are required to shed the lucrative sponsors and millions of plastics from around the globe. Maybe they’ve had so much success over the previous 15 years that’s never going to happen …

Amazing who’ll go out with handsome billionaires like

Makes Barry in the Box look like Judge fucking Jules

Great result, though it has to be said - Chelsea are absolutely turd. They’ve bought so badly. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving shower of cunts.

Gan on young Ndiweni - a young lad from Throckley playing up front (from an older lad from Throckley)

Haha

On he comes

Superb reverse pass by Almiron too

Lovely by Gordon. Just lovely

Glad Isak’s off. Not worth any risk-taking with that lad

We really don’t score enough when Trippier’s deliveries are on point like today

I’m the opposite - love an apple, but a baked apple is the work of the devil

I’ve made the reverse trip enough times for a miserable experience to feel zero sympathy

Has to be off

Aided and abetted by Chelsea mind. I’m not complaining, though.

Hahaha get the fuck in - Chelsea have hoyed this one away

Sterling is a cheating, whining little shite mind

We should be winning already

Yep, they don’t look close to our level at full capacity

Bruno is just quality like

Let off that. Lascelles needs a kick up the arse

Christ Jamaal stop giving the fucking ball away lad

The further back he goes the worse he looks. He tends to look much better pushed forward

Peak Joelinton doesn’t make Brazilian midfields of old mate - that’s not to slag off Big Jow