TheBrownBottle

‘Stew, you can’t abuse anyone these days’

He’d have shit his pants if he’d went full Cantona mind. Also, this is still one of my favourite football photos ever. I love the fact that every member of the crowd seems to be at a different point of processing what they’d just witnessed:

Beat me to it …

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug

It classes as hate speech mate. I’m not looking to have a pop, but it’s one of those words where it’s best off not being used. I’m sure you weren’t looking to be hateful or owt

I hope others around him called that lad out on his actions mind. All that sort of shite does is distance the players from the support

Retard’s beyond the pale tbf

You know, it doesn’t bother me at all folks venting - I’ve never liked the ‘bedwetting’ patter. Football is a release from the daily stresses of life. Having a pop at the players directly is insane, though. Helps absolutely no-one.

Didn’t honestly expect much pre-game, the club is decimated by injuries atm. Those players looked absolutely shagged. Worth remembering that all of our big-money signings were out for that game - either suspended or injured. I imagine the club will be analysing everything internally re the injury situation. I’m not sure that catastrophic bad luck is the only thing at play - we’re losing a player every match at the moment. The number of games and style of play are contributing - not sure if the high-press style is sustainable if we’re going to be fighting on all fronts going forwards. But Howe knows far better than I do - so I’ll happily trust his judgement. Bad day at the office, onwards and upwards.

Embarrassing cunt. We’ve got some right whoppers following us.

Haha same happened to me! I was half cut, and had to count our players

Christ, there’s some absolute weapons in our support. Who the fuck has a go at Trippier ffs? Has having a pop at players ever worked? Some right spoilt cunts knocking around. Save it for the pub after the game

Even before the injuries, our away form has been poor tbf. Starting to become a problem.

Two weeks of rest for the others though. Not to be sniffed at

We’re not going to be able to fulfil fixtures soon

We’re on the absolute bones of our arse mind. Bournemouth are catastrophically bad - they should be comfortable

I’m sure it’s not Howe’s fault, but I’m not sure everything is just down to bad luck. If it happens every game, it isn’t just chance.

‘Man with tiny cock says ‘tiny cocks are the best’’

Mail online EXCLUSIVE: injured player to be recalled to help United’s injury crisis

Went to loads too - I don’t think I ever rang him and got a ‘sorry mate, nee seats left’ answer, either. Drinking on the coach down was always great fun - as was the stop-off on the way back, usually in the early stages of a hangover before pouring some more rocket fuel down. The odd grim trip sticks in the head - the 5-2 defeat to Blackburn being one, where the bog was blocked and was gently overflowing down the aisle whenever the bus stopped too quickly …

Great to hear that Barrett is going again - but I’m not feeling that song, sorry. That Cushin one is fucking dreadful, too. Rod, Jane and Freddy vibes to it - easy going music with lyrics hoyed together quickly.

The ‘Bruno in the middle’ song genuinely makes my teeth itch. Utterly cringeworthy.

If ‘trouble keeps following you’ then maybe, just maybe, it’s you

The loan thing doesn’t bother me at all tbh. I don’t think PL clubs should be loaning players - full stop. Besides, it is obviously an abusable method of circumventing FFP - at present, there’s nothing stopping a very rich backer from buying good players for a team in a country outside of UEFA, then loaning them back to their English club at far less value