TheBrownBottle

Gan on young Ndiweni - a young lad from Throckley playing up front (from an older lad from Throckley)

Haha

On he comes

Superb reverse pass by Almiron too

Lovely by Gordon. Just lovely

Glad Isak’s off. Not worth any risk-taking with that lad

We really don’t score enough when Trippier’s deliveries are on point like today

I’m the opposite - love an apple, but a baked apple is the work of the devil

I’ve made the reverse trip enough times for a miserable experience to feel zero sympathy

Has to be off

Aided and abetted by Chelsea mind. I’m not complaining, though.

Hahaha get the fuck in - Chelsea have hoyed this one away

Sterling is a cheating, whining little shite mind

We should be winning already

Yep, they don’t look close to our level at full capacity

Bruno is just quality like

Let off that. Lascelles needs a kick up the arse

Christ Jamaal stop giving the fucking ball away lad

The further back he goes the worse he looks. He tends to look much better pushed forward

Peak Joelinton doesn’t make Brazilian midfields of old mate - that’s not to slag off Big Jow

Yep, I love the bloke too - though I think he’s one of those players who needs the perfect blend of players around him to get the best out of him. Bruno’s vision, Burn’s defensive capability and Willock’s engine next to him covers his many shortfalls. Still think it’s hilarious that he gets games for Brazil - it says a lot about where they are atm

Watching a different game from me, I’m afraid. He’s been cartoonishly poor here.

Joelinton really hasn’t been at the races this season, and that wasn’t great either first half. I’m completely unconvinced by him in midfield - looks much better LW with Willock behind. Wouldn’t be surprised if we cash in this summer.

Good game being ruined by a whistle-happy wanker in the middle

The old Joelinton really has returned last few matches. Unfuckingbelievable miss