TheBrownBottle

Honestly, I think that’s wishful thinking. Diet Coke Brazil vs a ponderous Argentina isn’t that much of a loss

Didn’t think they played well tbh. The Dutch were shite like, no two ways about it. The winner is coming from the other side of the draw.

Just the one edit: another after the whistle - two It is

The Dutch really are abysmal at pens

That’s how not to take them. Run-up heavily angled, might as well have nominated a corner like playing pool

Yeah, my sphincter was puckering at the end and I’m not that arsed about who wins

I wonder how many he’ll book during the penalty shootout?

Yes, I imagine the Argentinians will be deflated. Though Weghorst will need to take a penalty with his head, which is a disadvantage.

The likeability factor for this match just went up a notch

LvG is playing for pens I think. Which, given Holland’s record, seems a flawed plan

Croatia v Argentina isn’t exactly a classic in waiting

I think even this whistle-happy loon is unmoved by the histrionics of Messi and co

The Dutch seem determined to force their own keeper to make a mistake

He’s been shite but it’s been entirely in Argentina’s favour

Remember when teams used to be knackered in ET due to all the exertions beforehand? At least that won’t be a problem here

Morocco still have a puncher’s chance

Likewise Messi is probably the greatest player to play the game. But he’s playing with a bunch of cunts for the ultimate bunch of cunts team

He gives the impression of a man who’d be watching this match in his boxers eating pickled eggs out of a jar and downing cans of lager if he wasn’t manager

Agreed re Martinez - though I don’t think it’s undeserved

Nothing less than Argentina deserved with 25 mins of pathetic shithousing

Weghorst = Messi

YES!! FUKIN GET IN!

If the WC winner doesn’t come from the France / England / Portugal side of the draw then football is broken. Both sides here are utter drek. And Croatia are bore drawing their way through.

Whistling like a charva at Tall Trees this fucker