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Last Wednesday: "To be honest, as a CB he's been pretty good imo. At least way better than I was expecting. He's got strength, pace and is strong in marking his attacker. Seems pretty comfortable on the ball either." Today: "What a fucking joke of a player. I wouldn't even take him for free. The dipshits in charge paid for him lol" Juventus fans even more fickle than us

It would have to be a nine before the five before I'd even consider it

I like that one but I dont think you've lost 20 times in the league yet, have you? I think we'll definitely be able to use it before the end of the season though

If they decide they want to take Bruno aswell we could have around 80-90m towards our summer transfer kitty! Sounds canny to me

"Pretty sure he kicked the ball out of bounds three times in a row during the second half. It was absolutely horrendous. Shame on the clown who is buying him." "Woeful signing. Basically this season's version of Danilo but he costs 20m and we are stuck with him." "instead of an eye for talent, cuntoli has a nose for shit. it takes a lot to smell this accidental footballer from the bench of newcastle." "What a piece of shit. Man pls be as injury prone as you were at Newcastle atleast we won’t have to witness you „playing football"

Im a lip reader and he definitely said "u wot m8"

Horses are the highest risk thing you can bet on. It's not so much about how much you win with bookies that gets you restricted, its more about how much value you are taking with your bets (ie how the odds compare to the exchanges) I'm restricted by almost every bookie out there now but I made 30k in under three years matched-betting so fuck 'em

He definitely is. I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't even a mackem tbh

Nah fuck that. You just cant go around calling people weird little rats

https://x.com/Sam___125/status/1887417014999728481 What a fucking idiot

Think I would too tbh. If only for the sake of my nerves. I'll be shitting myself if its Spurs. We'd probs be slight favourites but I could see them really turning up on the day and Maddison have one of his perfomances he has 2 or 3 times a season where he looks like a world beater. Be fucking sickening losing to them Against Liverpool I'd be much more relaxed. We'd be clear underdogs....but I think we'd still have a very reasonable chance if Isak, Gordon, Bruno, Tonali etc are on it

Arteta: “Yes, it’s definitely the ball’s fault, again” Reporter: “Why?” Arteta: “It keeps hitting the back of our net.”

Just had a look on a Juventus forum and they are saying its a 3M loan with a 14M buy option that becomes mandatory under certain conditions. They are fucking livid btw "Wtf is this shit we are spending Huijsen money on this motherfucker, fuck this shit" "Totally mediocre, high wages and injury prone on top of that, we are really doing this to ourselves." Apparently he'll be their 3rd highest earner

Watkins to Villa could be very bad news for us. It probably leaves Isaks expected dream move to Arsenal in tatters and his head will be fucked. Poor bloke will be heartbroken. Will he even be in a fit state mentally to play for us?

He's not even injured. Just "a bit sore" from his last match. The poor thing