Coastie

Henry wasn't an out and out striker when he arrived at Arsenal, and he joined a team where they had goal scorers across the park - so he had to share the spoils with the likes of Bergkamp, Pires, Ljundberg, Silva, Kanu and Vieira. MInd you, 41 goals from 67 in the Prem is world class by any standard.

Has Garang Kuol been sighted anywhere recently?

Garang's Grip...

Any news yet on where Garang Kuol is to be sent this season?

Heard he did alright in the Burnley preseason match, but from what I saw of the Oz friendlies he's gone substantially backwards. Where's the fearless young tearaway that dribbled through the heart of Barcelona and tore past defenders in internationals? Looks utterly devoid of confidence so fingers crossed he can find it again.

Any news on Kuol? I know he's featured a little bit in the preseason tour but doubtless going on loan again. Has he done owt worth seeing?

Help is available...

Calling us our "Sunday names"... Anyone know what that means?

Many thousands of Geordie shirts. All looked pissed off.

Then why go at all? Such a rip off for the local fans.

I question such a game being played at all at this time of the year but the side put out by Howe was taking the piss. Not only were they no-names (as far as the fans were concerned) they didn't give a shit.

Garang disnae look interested. What on Earth has happened with the lad?

A mate just told me he's Arsenal's top target for the off season. Say it isn't so!!!

Good to see. He might surprise a few people with decent players around him.