Joe1984

Shit apparently! ?

Must be a day ending in y... ?

Game over.

Plays for liverpool. Special rules apply.

They look really good don't they. Annoying.

Good vision from Salah for that assist.

Maybe he could spit at someone, then they'll hire him? ?

Going a bit Joe Kinnear there Roy! ?

Plus side, he's not Michael Owen.

Maybe they'll take me. I could lie on a treatment table for oh, £25k a week to start. No sense being too greedy!

In his defence he needs to play first.

What about all that fair market value bollocks. Ask for £100m. Seems fair to me. ?

Same as Everton.

Good hit tbf.

On comes the dive specialist!

Watch them add all that time on at the end if Chelsea aren't winning...

That was a proper bad injury though!

Watch they spend another 500m in the summer. Crazy bastards!

They need to raise over 100m by June. According to the media.

Again and again and again. Fuck.

Remember when Villa beat City? Good times. Where have that Villa gone!

Karius, obviously!

Stick Schar up front. He can finish.

Man City v Everton got 10 minutes added on at the end of the game. No one knew where that came from either.

Kane disagrees. He's desperate!