Joe1984

Haaland has now scored against all 21 PL clubs he has faced.

Ashley transfer windows were worse...

He's taking a paycut apparently. Poor dear, how will he cope! ?

How dare you! I'm a cheeky chimp, not a babbling baboon! ?

1-0 to us. A non goal awarded, following a 20 min VAR review. Scored by Burns ass as he jogs back from a corner. Arteta both cries and vomits pitchside.

There's this device called a remote control...

And they score. They're gonna drag this out again aren't they.

It's the lowest scoring half of vertical football I've ever watched! Wait a minute... ?

Yep like Coventry and West brom of old. And the mackems obviously! ?

That would be newly promoted Burnley and Sheffield United? ?

Sheff utd and Burnley presumably?

Consistency!

He was at the Luton Man U game.

Crazy decent perhaps?

Guy in the crowd agrees!

This has been a much better match than the first 10 mins suggested it would be! ?

Even if Luton do equalise, Mctominay will come on 2nd half to score a 90th minute winner...

Yeah but not THIS team. No corruption here! ?

Fightback is on!

Could end up a right hiding.

I'm sure that start did suprise them tbf!

Wtf?

Prepare to be pissed! ?

Must be boring for both sets of fans. It is for us neutrals. Brighton just happy to take the points and move on.

Only 2 up against 10 men Sheffield United. Brighton really are poor.