Joe1984

13 hattricks?! Bloody hell!

I thought that was mbappe? ?

Steve Bruce. Good family man who knows and loves that club. This was a reply to maze asking who will replace ETH.

Bloody Everton, just flush already ya turds!

Ian Holm, Ian McKellen erm... Oh Ian Rush was pretty good (just not for us)

The Luton miss! How the hell?

Wonder if Luton will be encouraged to actually have a go now?

Diving on a yellow to get sent off? Interesting tactic Tottenham! ?

It's to represent their shit finishing perhaps?

The good thing about Bruno is when he picks up a first yellow, which happens too often for my liking, he never gets a second!

But it take years to turn a club around! How did that fella that got bournemouth relegated do it?-Steve "Steak Bake" Bruce.

And he played with that bleeding cut too!

Schar for me. Defended like a lion all game. Oh and his goal was okay I suppose! ?

Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Having such a good dream!?

Won't be if he gets sent off. Please don't Bruno! ?

Yeah but why put your arm up like that? If he doesn't do it he doesn't get booked. There was no reason to do it. Bizarre!

He shouldn't be giving the ref any excuse. It was mindless! And so unnecessary, soft or not!

Only problem I have with Bruno is the stupid, needless yellows cards he seems to pick up, like just then. Why do it?

Using Sky go via my friends account who pays for it. That's what I do!

Absolutely! For sporting integr- bwahaha of course he wouldn't!

Brighton would be pissed if this actually happened, after last seasons shenanigans!

I understand. None of us are used to being in the Champions League. Matches take place on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

New rules people. If there is a major VAR mixup the game should be replayed according to Klopp! Man it's gonna be a long ass season! Good luck with that German.

I think he heard you!

Him and Bruno both tbh!