Joe1984

I don't get these rules. Offside so no foul but check for a red anyway? Still a dangerous tackle I'm guessing?

There's another one...

They did. And they did! ?

Of late! Autocorrect? ?

The ref hasn't bitten much so far, hope he keeps it up!

Shockingly, Bellingham disagrees! ?

And that's RM in the CL for you...

To make it harder for ISIS or whoever to choose which event would make the most impact... Or UEFA just hate fans...

Just relegate them and be done with it FFS! ?

Isn't Tonali being charged again... ?

You mean Insomnia, surely?! ?

This aged well... ?

Get Steve Bruce as assistant manager and Harry Redknapp as DoF.

Same as last match.

Leicester will have to. They start with a points deduction if promoted don't they? ?

As long as they pay oh lets say £25million to cover the loan fee! ?

It did, but I only recall the alonso one. But if definetly happened twice!

Shout out to Steve Harper being lobbed from 60 odd yards by Xabi Alonso! His slip when furiously backpeddling was hilarious! ?

Straight swap for Longstaff. Bargain for City that... ?

Assuming said preseason doesn't injured him... ?

Schar looking uncomfortable reading this... ?

Shay Given and the Dion Dublin gaffe! ?

Ah another cock up by me. ? The rest still holds true though...

So couldn't beat Everton, Bournemouth, Luton or the worst Chelsea team in decades this season...

Tottenham leading