Joe1984

Assuming said preseason doesn't injured him... ?

Schar looking uncomfortable reading this... ?

Shay Given and the Dion Dublin gaffe! ?

Ah another cock up by me. ? The rest still holds true though...

So couldn't beat Everton, Bournemouth, Luton or the worst Chelsea team in decades this season...

Tottenham leading

Schar saving his "head injury" for the 2nd half...

Gordon taking notes furiously! ?

Pretty sure that's their hope! ?

Ritchie to come on and score. Again. ?

Right I got all my pessimism out of me, so let's smash em! ?

Barnes, Bruno and Isak. Just to kill the season once and for all. All ACL obviously. We will win in spite of this!

Not even the bookies would offer odds on Longtaff having a stinker. But hey maybe he won't, think positive and all that! ?

Bit like watching Man U!

It was. They had been poor in attack too. Not flooding the leeds box, despite really teasing balls in. That was better!

Bamford ?

Do they not realise what day it is...

You're just missing x players to get booked...

What? He's just letting the game flow! ?

First booking will cause a riot at this rate...

No Tonali either, then again he's an addict not a bellend.

No Paqueta?

They gone with the Korean sex doll crowd instead...

Get the fu... goddamn it!!! ?

Shut up!! He'll get banned for another season! ?