Joe1984

The best a man can get! ?

At least it was a clear 2 yard offside. Would have sucked to lose a great goal because of a stray shoelace!

Unlucky Milner! Great strike!

But the drama, the crowd waiting with baited breath, or is it impatience? ?

Yep deffo a pen.

It's his standard response to anything he and his defence do, good or bad! ?

1-0 Everton

KDB too...

And there it is...

Did Villa eat the chicken at HT? Christ.

Rat boy melt down! Love it.

Shit defending from Villa there. All over the place!

Same with us. Everyone knows Miggy will cut onto his left every time. Or play Trippier on the overlap.

Ha ha ha! 2!

Don't count points until they are lost or won. Football can suprise you.

Most of that 400 million has been or still is injured tbf.

We in a free fall? Seems like it?

January is a new month though, so there is that...

I wonder if Trippier thinks its okay for us to panic yet... ?

With that defending so far, no GK would relax...

We won the championship... ?

The tip of a boot can be offside if the crosses the VAR lines. It's bollocks, but that's the rule.

Football 365 editors frothing at the mouth now! 10 Howe for the sack "articles" ready to go!

Cue Arteta meltdown because the rules were not followed, oh wait...

Haaland. Oh wait he's injured. Or in for maintenance because he's an android.