Dr Feelgood

At a time like this, it pays to avoid any Sports or football related news of any kind.

You will and you'll be looking forward to it, just like the rest of us. The disease is incurable.

Was Onion one of their subs?

Gordon buggering around, hopeless.

Get in Willock.

A change during an actual game, not in the starting lineup.

Time for plan b, Howe needs replacing in order to get one.

Going to get stuffed.

Brilliant Pope.

Unbelievable

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c14rmx0n844t#NewcastleUnited

They keep showing the crap angle even though they'll be loads of other angles, as they don't want to undermine the ref, with his crappy decision.

Could have played until midnight and we still wouldn't have scored. Our attack is so predictable. Only Hall showed some initiative and had a go.

Who needs 'water boarding' when you can just make prisoners watch Newcastle's away matches instead.

Murphy, our best player who never even started.

But it is the gateway to Northumberland, the Lake District, North Yorkshire and Scotland. We're surrounded by beautiful countryside and nature.

Just like watching England under Southgate and he got Knighted for it.

Should have scored from that header but Germany have been rubbish and our man can be excused somewhat because the whole transfer thing with the associated travelling etc must have taken its toll on him.

Get Wissa signed ffs. Don't forget that Wissa scored the same number of goals from open play that the rat did last season, whilst playing in an inferior team. Wissa + Woltemade are an impressive duo, who would give us much better options in many ways.

Already landed.

Watching something else.

Why the hell would we want to read that shite about Liverpool?

He's apparently also currently on +£350k/week.

We have one full week. Even Isak might be playing if we offer to have further discussions at the Saudi Embassy. Maybe we should also get Killer Kilcline and Billy Whitehurst in as a motivation coaches.

The club is now able to fine him for intentionally making himself unavailable for a competitive game. If he is fined you would imagine that he will be sold, at some point that is. If the fine isn't forthcoming you would imagine that we'll be attempting to re-integrate him back into the squad and team.