Joelinton7

Wait there’s still time for Isak to get injured

I tell you what, they are bloodeh luvleh

Mad dogs tanning days

I pray Botman is back because I and we can’t take anymore sloppy Schar passes out from the back

Perspective.

More like “match flatmosphere”

Any chance the two chucklefucks on commentary could call a football game instead of thinking they’re comic relief.

Absolutely fucking abysmal

Ok that’s it. I’m done with Fabian Schar.

Any reason why Schar and Burn have recently looked like they’ve never played together before?

Not Minteh, Trippier OG

He’s captain tugboat levels of slow. But he’s class at everything else so it’s fine.

Abra Skippier Mac and Cheese Terminator (if fit) Sherminator Smiley (not Daryl) Tony Cyborg leg (if fit) King William of Osula Castaway (if still alive/in one piece) Alan predication: hopefully we win

So… back to Bournemouth and we’ll have Kluivert and Semenyo, Huijsen, Zabarnyi and Kerkez? Fair?