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Always felt like Cooper would have been a safe pair of hands for them.

Why does it matter if both centre backs are left footed? I know we'd naturally like the balance of a right and a left footed player, but some of the best CB partnerships in my lifetime have both been right footers.

Exactly, mate

Exactly, mate. It was infuriating.

Whatever happens this season, they'll still never be doubled in the league. That in itself is pretty important if you think about it.

Aye, every time their keeper was kicking out his hands he was carrying the ball out the box! Happens all the time, but never gets pulled up

Length, you say

Newcastle. None of this fancy inverted bollox, None of this pointless possession sh*t, None of this having the weakest players on the ball all the time. Newcastle, honest hard working players running their socks off fo 90 minutes playing straightforward passes, running off the ball and trying to score. Strange approach. Still we're alright with the w*nker we've got in charge. That was from the Chelsea forum.

Heard that, and it reaffirmed that Townsend is a clueless cunt.

We need to get it in to Isak's feet more

I've never heard of Shatner's Bassoon before. I genuinely thought it would be from Rogers Profanisaurus, meaning he'd blown his arsehole out or something

I still am. Didn't watch the cup final because of it.

Yes. Don't so condescending. I would happen to disagree

Soft as shite and extremely effeminate.

I'd be pissed off if we signed DCL, he needs 10 chances to score 1