Pablo123

3 dry slices of bread held together by 2 extremely dirty Mackem hands.

Now we're talking

If he got a proper haircut, he'll more than likely play better. Just look at Peter Beardsley

That would be such a shame, especially for Parish

You thought wrong, homes

Think Pedro is class, but not keen on van Hecke. Might have just caught him on off days.

Can't believe the amount of goals I miss going in the fucking kitchen, it's obscene

No, cos I'm shit.

People used to say that about me "you're such a useless cunt ", "that kid is fucking shit" and that was just the teachers. Next thing I'm in a 5-a-side team. He can still come good like me, if he works hard.

I think Gyokores will be a class signing. Got all the attributes for a forward, IMO.

I wouldn't even pay £3.70 to watch that turgid shit they call football. Guess there's a few had a lucky escape.

Certainly not a fully qualified one

Gutted I was at work for the match. We had it on the radio, and the poor fella next to me nearly shit himself when I shouted "get in".

A mere shadow of their former selves. Scratting around, just above the relegation zone. Roland Rat as captain - Sir Alex would be turning in his grave. Give it Giggsy!