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Hmmm, I'll have a look at this later. Squad number history if it helps people: https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/newcastle-united/rueckennummern/verein/762

Last time we bought a 60 million striker who scored less than 5 open play goals the previous year it didn't go too bad mind. No idea if he's worth it cause I don't watch Brighton, but from his highlights he looks like a player who would work well linking with Isak. Anyway, just sign more Brazilians, they're good at football. Get Ederson in from Atalanta and Murillo from Forest too. Then sign even more.

Personally I like the coordinated cocktail dress and shorts combo. Sophisticated yet casual.

Yeah I was looking to see who Brighton had sold over the years recently and apart from rinsing Chelsea a few times they haven't make that many crazy big sales. White, Cucurella and Caceideo are the three really big ones. These are all the ones over 20 million euros [I included Dan Burn for context as it looks like when we bought him he was their second biggest sale ever!] 24/45 Undev - 26.7 23/24 Caceido 116 Mac Allister 42 Sanchez 23 22/23 Cucurella 65.3 Bissouma 29.2 Trossard 24 21/22 Ben White 58.5 *Dan Burn - 15 - BDB seems to have been their second biggest sale in history at that point.

And an earring. He might as well have 'gang member' tattooed on his forehead. Serously though, the red flag is using two hands to hold his phone. Who does that?

Tbf, I didn't say find a good American. Any cunt with luminous teeth and a first name that sounds like a surname will do.

I say sign that Japanese bloke who plays RW for Sociadad who I saw a youtube comp of once. Sign the best South Korean we can. Crash into the Asian Market. I wonder how much money Son has made Spurs over the years. Then find an American as well. Let's start getting into that market before Wrexham has a monopoly.

Love the keeper trying to style it out. I am all in favour of this approach. Worked for Graham Carr.

JUST FUCKING SIGN SOMEONE YOU USELESS, GLACIAL CUNTS. SIGN SOMEONE SHIT I DON'T CARE. NEED DOPAMINE.

We're the 3rd lowest for launch % mind, i.e only spuds and Man C booted long less often then us. Eddie Howe's fannymen army! Note: checked and 'Lauch %' is defined as: "Passes that were launched [duh!] not including goal kicks passes longer than 40 yards"

Edit: nevermind. So uh, how about them Magpies?

RTG

On the other hand Leazes Park lost its green flag status and has been described by a volunteer of friends of leazes park as 'damaged beyond repair' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnl090xvegno