JigsawGoesToPieces

Shocking from Sandro that, just put it out or try and win a throw, dont give it to them ffs

Trolling palace with their own song

We should have bit Man Utds hands off when they were linked with Longstaff for £40m

Via a quick pint at Spoons

Longstaff doing his usual falling over when tackled

Yeah not seen enough from Osula in his cameos yet, still looks very raw particularly his finishing.

Very true

Popes punching is shit like

Cant score from 5 yards tonight, scores a screamer from 24 instead

Will Hughes looks like an FM regen

Need a "£70m your having a laugh" chant to Parish.

Pardew in the studio What mute buttons were invented for

Thats a pen like, Pope doesnt touch the ball at all Moronic from Pope he's more of a liability these days

Tyson Fury, Rory Mcilroy, Mick Hucknall, Luke Littler, Stormsy, Alex Ferguson Your team took one hell of a beating

Man Utd 3 points clear of 17th

Still want 5

Do Man Utd pick a random from the street every week to go in goal, their keepers are all rubbish

The one match when you want Neville on comms just to hear him saying how shit man utd are. Will be crying into his frosties tonight.

London will be sombre tonight with all the Man Utd fans drowning their sorrows

We want 5

On current form since the turn of the year Barnes > Gordon

Professional footballers should never be offside when they are looking accross the line Boils my piss

Barnes got more goals than Gordon this season now?