JigsawGoesToPieces

Schar to score the winner whilst his hamstring rips away from his leg

Sack Paul Catterson

Almiron injured now

Schar looks like his hamstring's gone

Longstaff plays in super slow motion, if he actually had a footballing brain he might be decent, unfortunately he takes about 10 seconds to decide what he wants to do when he gets the ball

The amount of coke'd up cockneys in town tonight is going to be interesting for the police.

Tino's running round like a rabbit in headlights, seems to be losing his man every time

Midfield been awful today, Gordon's been decent but poor in final 3rd (you can do other things rather than cut inside every time) Murphy done nowt, Isak done little aprt from the pen, Bruno too busy playing WWE with Paqueta, Longstaff invisible as normal.

I had nufc wallpaper, duvet, clock, posters, key rings, rucksack, pencil case, watet bottle